I want these.
I wish I'd know about them sooner- I would've ordered them for all my friends (especially the bat shit crazy Republican ones).
31 October 2008
05 October 2008
So here's my first blog entry. I'm new to this whole blogging thing so give me a break about it. I don't have any concrete plans for subjects or themes for this blog- just general, everyday shit I come across, encounter, think about or whatever.
My life isn't all that interesting but some of my friends and co-workers think it's amusing. Mostly it's just completely dysFUNctional. It's certainly not the life I thought I would be living but it's mine. Mostly it's a good life but there are some really sucky thing. I'll probably focus a lot on the sucky because that is usually the entertaining part. This is definately an adult blog- with adult themes and language. If you're easily offended, do us both a favor and read something else.
The title of the blog- I asked some friends during a recent conversation what I should call my blog and we couldn't come up with a title. A few minutes later, my friend J. said something about us being haters so I just adopted it for the time being. I may change it later- I may not.
A little about me- I'm in my early 30's. Married and a mother of 4. Part of the catharsis for this blog is to have something for me though. I'm not a typical suburban soccer mom. We're liberal parents with sometimes unconventional parenting skills. Sometimes I even suck as a mom and screw up. I don't worry about it. I figure I turned out ok and I do the best I can for my kids. Ultimately, their choices are theirs to make. I can guide them, but I can't control them.
I am more than just a wife and mother. I've been defined by that role for most of my adult life and I'm over it. I love my kids but I am determined to be more than just someones mom.
My husband is in the military but after 15 years, I am over that too. I am tired of the military lifestyle and tired of the endless bullshit. Don't expect this to be a pro military or a typical military spouse blog.
I'm also a flaming liberal democrat. I despise G.W. - think he is quite possibly the worst president in history. I'm interested in politics and committed to my belief system but I don't know as much as I would like to.
I also recently started a new job as a "telecommunicator". Basically- I take calls for the sheriff's department. I take 9-1-1 calls and will (hopefully) dispatch deputies. It's a large agency so the dispatch and radio duties are separate. It's interesting and mostly I like it. There are some frustrations, just like any other job. I'll probably make some blog entries about the interesting things I encounter at work. So far, my co-workers have provided way more entertainment than the callers so don't expect to hear all about the calls in the future.
That's all for now. I might (or might not) post about bleeding anuses tomorrow so stay tuned...
p.s. I know that I shouldn't use ellipses all the time but I like them so I plant to use them frequently and incorrectly- get over it :)
My life isn't all that interesting but some of my friends and co-workers think it's amusing. Mostly it's just completely dysFUNctional. It's certainly not the life I thought I would be living but it's mine. Mostly it's a good life but there are some really sucky thing. I'll probably focus a lot on the sucky because that is usually the entertaining part. This is definately an adult blog- with adult themes and language. If you're easily offended, do us both a favor and read something else.
The title of the blog- I asked some friends during a recent conversation what I should call my blog and we couldn't come up with a title. A few minutes later, my friend J. said something about us being haters so I just adopted it for the time being. I may change it later- I may not.
A little about me- I'm in my early 30's. Married and a mother of 4. Part of the catharsis for this blog is to have something for me though. I'm not a typical suburban soccer mom. We're liberal parents with sometimes unconventional parenting skills. Sometimes I even suck as a mom and screw up. I don't worry about it. I figure I turned out ok and I do the best I can for my kids. Ultimately, their choices are theirs to make. I can guide them, but I can't control them.
I am more than just a wife and mother. I've been defined by that role for most of my adult life and I'm over it. I love my kids but I am determined to be more than just someones mom.
My husband is in the military but after 15 years, I am over that too. I am tired of the military lifestyle and tired of the endless bullshit. Don't expect this to be a pro military or a typical military spouse blog.
I'm also a flaming liberal democrat. I despise G.W. - think he is quite possibly the worst president in history. I'm interested in politics and committed to my belief system but I don't know as much as I would like to.
I also recently started a new job as a "telecommunicator". Basically- I take calls for the sheriff's department. I take 9-1-1 calls and will (hopefully) dispatch deputies. It's a large agency so the dispatch and radio duties are separate. It's interesting and mostly I like it. There are some frustrations, just like any other job. I'll probably make some blog entries about the interesting things I encounter at work. So far, my co-workers have provided way more entertainment than the callers so don't expect to hear all about the calls in the future.
That's all for now. I might (or might not) post about bleeding anuses tomorrow so stay tuned...
p.s. I know that I shouldn't use ellipses all the time but I like them so I plant to use them frequently and incorrectly- get over it :)
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